Oh Sure! Nuclear Energy Is Safe!

I remember when the wonderful people at PG&E (Pacific Graft & Extortion) built their nuclear energy plants in California and time after time the people told the government they didn't want such dangerous things in our state.

They told us they were safe and that with their safety systems, no earthquake would hurt them enough to cause any release of radioactive material...

And now in Japan, a country which has much better control of their technology and much better safety systems due to their constant earthquake problems we have a power plant which is about to go "China Syndrome" (what do you call it when you are next to China?) on them with total melt-down. The only thing which will help them is that they are near the ocean and they can flood the containment with sea water and large amounts of boric acid.

It makes me want a nuclear (pronounce that "New-Clear" in honor of ex-president Shrub) power plant in my neighborhood! Oh goody!

Let's start some DNA rearrangement soon!